Today..my brain's first flossing
Welcome to my brain.
Um that sounded a little too formal. Um,
Like wat ^?
There we go.
If you want to get into each and every wrinkle of my brain and see what it's like being me, you've come to the right place. Step right up and sip some pink champagne and stuff yourself with tiny sandwhiches while I explain to you how my mind works.
"Get those sticky notes up and stickin'! Get those bicycles bicycle'n! Let's see some work around here!" Yells a tiny man in pin-striped trousers and a pen behind his eat. He is ordering more tiny little men around that work at THE NOGGIN, only the hottest place in brain-world, and is also Julie's head.
Little men scramble every which way, and there is much noise and chaos. Some men are sticking yellow sticky notes up on a bulletin board where all of Julie's thoughts are.
"Here comes another one! Fresh thought!" A tiny man comes pushing through holding the note above his head, trying frantically to get to the board.
In another area of the office, there is a sweaty little man on a work-out bike peddaling his little heart out. The bike is the center of power for Julie's brain. When the man is having an unusually good day and peddalin' crazy-fast, then Julie's having a good smart day. But when he isn't, wel, you get the picture. And since the man never has a good day, then..Well Julie's pretty much screwed. Let's put it this way: She's dumb.
Well, that's only the left side of my brain. The right side just has a McDonalds and a 7 Eleven. hey, little men gotta eat too!
Today was a usual day in the life of me. I went to the band room this morning; ( this is always my first stop ) ..then I went to Spanish, then homeroom, then actual band class. I always look forward to band because my favourite people are in there. I like them a lot. They keep my heart light. Then I headed off to lunch with Hayley, only today I abandoned her to talk to Carolyn and she..walked away and I felt bad. Then I met up with her at lunch again and sat across from her as per usual. Today I ate because for once I felt like it. Lunch was a bit sad today because I felt bad for someone who seemed disturbed. Then I went to science, then language, and then finally band practice. Band practice whomped because I got to see Hooter. Today he shared at seat with my bum and I liked it. He also hugged me..and I liked that too. Then band was over and I waited outside for my mama to get5 me with Kayla. Kayla was especially hilarious and she made me giggle.
Then I went home and ate a lot, then wrote a poem, then begged my mom to let me on the computer.
Sorry my life isn't all shiny and juicy..it is sometimes. It's like tin foil, shiny but then when you get grease on it it rusts. It's been especially rusty lately.
Anyway, I have to depart for today. Maybe I'll work up enough stamina to write in this tomorrow. Good bye, cruel, stoopid world!
..Meh ^_^
Um that sounded a little too formal. Um,
Like wat ^?
There we go.
If you want to get into each and every wrinkle of my brain and see what it's like being me, you've come to the right place. Step right up and sip some pink champagne and stuff yourself with tiny sandwhiches while I explain to you how my mind works.
"Get those sticky notes up and stickin'! Get those bicycles bicycle'n! Let's see some work around here!" Yells a tiny man in pin-striped trousers and a pen behind his eat. He is ordering more tiny little men around that work at THE NOGGIN, only the hottest place in brain-world, and is also Julie's head.
Little men scramble every which way, and there is much noise and chaos. Some men are sticking yellow sticky notes up on a bulletin board where all of Julie's thoughts are.
"Here comes another one! Fresh thought!" A tiny man comes pushing through holding the note above his head, trying frantically to get to the board.
In another area of the office, there is a sweaty little man on a work-out bike peddaling his little heart out. The bike is the center of power for Julie's brain. When the man is having an unusually good day and peddalin' crazy-fast, then Julie's having a good smart day. But when he isn't, wel, you get the picture. And since the man never has a good day, then..Well Julie's pretty much screwed. Let's put it this way: She's dumb.
Well, that's only the left side of my brain. The right side just has a McDonalds and a 7 Eleven. hey, little men gotta eat too!
Today was a usual day in the life of me. I went to the band room this morning; ( this is always my first stop ) ..then I went to Spanish, then homeroom, then actual band class. I always look forward to band because my favourite people are in there. I like them a lot. They keep my heart light. Then I headed off to lunch with Hayley, only today I abandoned her to talk to Carolyn and she..walked away and I felt bad. Then I met up with her at lunch again and sat across from her as per usual. Today I ate because for once I felt like it. Lunch was a bit sad today because I felt bad for someone who seemed disturbed. Then I went to science, then language, and then finally band practice. Band practice whomped because I got to see Hooter. Today he shared at seat with my bum and I liked it. He also hugged me..and I liked that too. Then band was over and I waited outside for my mama to get5 me with Kayla. Kayla was especially hilarious and she made me giggle.
Then I went home and ate a lot, then wrote a poem, then begged my mom to let me on the computer.
Sorry my life isn't all shiny and juicy..it is sometimes. It's like tin foil, shiny but then when you get grease on it it rusts. It's been especially rusty lately.
Anyway, I have to depart for today. Maybe I'll work up enough stamina to write in this tomorrow. Good bye, cruel, stoopid world!
..Meh ^_^
posted by Julie ( Cap'n Crunch ) at 5:26 PM
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